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Sabtu, 27 Agustus 2011

This Is What Happens When Black People Run An Airline

I was sent a humorous email about Kulula Airlines in Africa. I find the thrifty airline's sense of humor very refreshing. I also like their use of color.

Senin, 08 Agustus 2011

David Beckam’s New Daughter Is A Lot Like Her Mom



Pretty little Harper (left) and her pretty dad David Beckham (right)

International football player, David Beckham, posed for a photo with his new daughter Harper. The snap was posted to Twitter and has been carried on a number of websites online. The Judiciary Report, being the site it is, will tell the truth.

Victoria Beckham

In looking at the pic, it immediately becomes apparent, little Harper is a lot like her mom, Victoria "Posh" Beckham. She has Posh's pout going on and is refusing to smile, to avoid getting wrinkles. That baby has her mom's expression down pat already. Little Harper is determined to remain wrinkle free. You go girl!

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Selasa, 19 Juli 2011

Rupert Murdoch's Smug Mug Hit With A Pie During Parliamentary Hearing

Rupert Murdoch and his son, James Murdoch, were summons to the British Parliament today, to testify about their criminal misconduct, via the family’s company News International/News Corp, illegally wiretapping and hacking 9,000 phone lines in Britain.

During the contentious hearing, which I will write about shortly, a British man named Jonnie Marbles, real name Jonathan May-Bowles (any relation to Duchess Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor) pie’d Murdoch right in his smug mug.

Rupert Murdoch getting a pie to the face (Photo Credit: TMZ)

In watching the display, the British blood in me was outraged - no, not that Murdoch got hit with the foam - I was incensed that the cameraman had the camera at the wrong angle, providing only a back shot and not a front close up of Murdoch getting pie'd in the face. My ancestors fought in British wars and served their nation for centuries...only for the cameraman to ruin this moment of Murdoch schadenfreude for me! I demand a re-shoot (grin)!

Seriously, I was watching the incident in a hotel restaurant and the television was muted. I thought to myself, did I see that correctly, did somebody just jump Murdoch or did he keel over from the stress? Christmas has come early (still grinning).

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Rabu, 13 Juli 2011

This Commercial Is Proof Why People Should Cover Their Windows (Video)

The hilarious above posted Europcar advert, is proof positive why people should have blinds or curtains covering the windows in their homes. It's shocking that he didn't become a professional dancer with those amazing moves (suppressing laughter).

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Selasa, 14 Juni 2011

Charlie Sheen In Talks For New Sitcom

Charlie Sheen (seated to the front left) and the cast of "Two And A Half Men"

Troubled actor, drug addict and alcoholic, Charlie Sheen, who was recently fired from the top rated sitcom "Two And A Half Men" is reportedly in talks for a new show. Well, there's a scary prospect, especially if he has creative control. Sheen has been replaced on "Two And A Half Men" by the unfunny and nutty, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher's mommy wife is cougar Demi Moore and both members of the religious cult Kabbalah, which is under criminal investigation

Sheen is still struggling with mental illness, namely schizophrenia, which led to him being fired, after strange and well publicized outbursts, alerted the public to his problems. The producers of "Two And A Half Men" and the studio behind it, decided to fire him on a morality clause. It remains to be seen if the show will suffer due to the dismissal, but one thing is certain, Kutcher is not a good actor, where Sheen could at least claim acting ability.

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Selasa, 07 Juni 2011

Justin Bieber's New Look Is A Bit...

Wrong For Him

Teen singing sensation, Justin Bieber, won an MTV Movie Award for the "Best Jaw Dropping Moment." However, that's not what got my attention. Bieber, who joked in a mobile phone commercial that he looks like a girl (he is pretty like that) wore two earrings to accept the award. Boo boo, no! Don't do that anymore. After your tan in Hawaii last week, coupled with the new hair, you looked like a flat-chested Halle Berry on that stage. It's time to give Halle her hairdo back, Justin. And while you're at it, you may wanna give Ellen Degeneres her jacket back. I'm just kidding even if it is true.

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Kamis, 02 Juni 2011

Doesn't Lady Gaga Look Like ...

...A Canine In This Picture

Lady Gaga (left) A Dog (right)

I saw a stand up special on TV years ago and during the show, comedian Sinbad, remarked that getting too much weave in one's hair, can can make a person look like a German Shepherd. When I saw the above posted photo of Lady Gaga recently, I understood exactly what he meant. Gaga's drug dealer must have been late.

(dog photo courtesy of bhaven)

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