Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Will Her Butt Have Its Own Veil And Train

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is getting married today in sunny Santa Barbara, California, to NFL footballer Reggie Bush NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 25, in a splashy multi-million dollar ceremony. The wedding will be broadcast on the E! Network in October 2011, a whole two months from now, when interest in the ceremony will have waned by then.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

A number of celebrities have been invited to the wedding, such as 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, who Kardashian had an illegal crush on. We know who won't be invited to the wedding (see: handsome Reggie Bush). I'm just teasing, but no, he's not on the guest list.

Santa Barbara wedding preparations (Photo Credit: Splash)

Kardashian is attempting to rival the extravagant spring nuptials of Britain's Prince William and his bride, Kate Middleton, with about a fourth of the budget of the royal couple (I see Pippa's not on the guest list either - too much butt for one wedding).

Kim Kardashian with her mom Kris Jenner. I sure hope she did not pick that dress.

This is Kardashian's second marriage and Humphries first. Previously, she was married to woman beater, Damon Thomas, who is a music producer that used her face as a punching bag. She should not have married him and waited for someone more suitable.

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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian (showing too much cleavage)

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has signed with the Miami Dolphins team, making the big movie to Florida, from the New Orleans Saints. Many in Miami are happy about the news, as Bush is quite the athlete.

Part-time Miami resident, Kim Kardashian, who would still want Bush for a part-time lover, has a business in the city and is frequently seen in town. No doubt she is happy at the news, because she is clearly not over him.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite being engaged, blogs tease Kardashian that she still monitors Bush's press and pages on social networking sites, making copycat tweets on Twitter. Kardashian is set to marry NBA player, Kris Humphries, but some doubt she will be faithful (and vice versa). Fidelity is very important.

The wedding invitations have gone out and Kardashian is attempting to rival the wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton (better not make Pippa Middleton one of your bridesmaids, then). Bush's latest girlfriend also looks an awful lot like Kardashian, which led her to file suit against Old Navy for using her in an advertisement. It remains to be seen if Kim will go crazy seeing Reggie running around the field in Miami.

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...Butt And All

Old Navy commercial featuring Kim Kardashian look alike Melissa Molinaro

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, of big butt fame, has sued clothing retailer, Old Navy, for hiring a look alike to allegedly rip-off her image in a new ad campaign. The ads began running recently, catching the Kardashian sister's eye (and rage).

Melissa Molinaro and Kim Kardashian (Photo comparison courtesy of Zap 2 It)

But wait, it gets worse. Kardashian, who is still pining after ex-boyfriend, NFL star, Reggie Bush, is angrier than a Muslim at a luau, due to the fact, the look alike from the ad, Melissa Molinaro, is dating the athlete as well. It seems Molinaro is completely trying to become Kardashian and the latter is not amused.

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