Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Will Her Butt Have Its Own Veil And Train

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is getting married today in sunny Santa Barbara, California, to NFL footballer Reggie Bush NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 25, in a splashy multi-million dollar ceremony. The wedding will be broadcast on the E! Network in October 2011, a whole two months from now, when interest in the ceremony will have waned by then.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

A number of celebrities have been invited to the wedding, such as 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, who Kardashian had an illegal crush on. We know who won't be invited to the wedding (see: handsome Reggie Bush). I'm just teasing, but no, he's not on the guest list.

Santa Barbara wedding preparations (Photo Credit: Splash)

Kardashian is attempting to rival the extravagant spring nuptials of Britain's Prince William and his bride, Kate Middleton, with about a fourth of the budget of the royal couple (I see Pippa's not on the guest list either - too much butt for one wedding).

Kim Kardashian with her mom Kris Jenner. I sure hope she did not pick that dress.

This is Kardashian's second marriage and Humphries first. Previously, she was married to woman beater, Damon Thomas, who is a music producer that used her face as a punching bag. She should not have married him and waited for someone more suitable.

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Will Chad Ochocinco And Evelyn Lozada Last

Evelyn Lozada and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson

Will the forthcoming marriage of NFL football player, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and "Basketball Wives" reality star, Evelyn Lozada last or end in disaster. In the profane season finale of "Basketball Wives" Ochocinco bristled when Lozada flew into a rage, after witnessing the athlete having lunch at a restaurant in Miami with a mystery woman. I thought she was going to knock him out then and there. She was furious.

Evelyn Lozada

Ochocinco stated he is an open individual, unwilling to change his life of being a people person, but Lozada is carrying baggage from her last relationship with NBA athlete, Antoine Walker, who reportedly cheated on her. As a result, Lozada is concerned the same will happen with Ochocinco.

Evelyn Lozada and daughter Shanice

All over the world, regardless of the culture, women relentlessly pursue wealthy athletes, due to the fame and lavish living that comes with being in such a relationship. But it has its downside as well - namely infidelity. Will the Ochocinco Lozada union, if it gets off the ground, suffer the same. Regardless, the show's producer, Shaunie O'Neal will be there to capture the marriage and any angry eruptions, all for ratings.

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Kim Kardashian Wedding To Be Screened On TV For Four Hours

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is going all out in her well- publicized bid to rival the April 2011 British royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The E! network, which hosts Kardashian's reality shows, is helping her in this quest.

Pippa Middleton

The channel has announced they are devoting four hours to televising her wedding to NBA basketball star, Kris Humphries, 25. I hardly think it will generate the same attention the royal wedding did - well, unless you plan on inviting Pippa Middleton. It would be a butt conference.

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Will Pippa Middleton's Popularity Cause A Case Of Sibling Rivalry With Sister Kate Middleton

Pippa Middleton at the royal wedding

Will Pippa Middleton's popularity, which surged all over the world, during the well-publicized spring wedding of her older sister, Kate Middleton, to Britain's Prince William, create a case of sibling rivalry.

Everybody totally thought Harry was up to something concerning Pippa at the royal wedding. He kept smirking at and flirting with her throughout the proceedings.

TV specials, documentaries and blogs have stated, Pippa has overshadowed her sister Kate, in a turn of events that was unanticipated by the royal family. However, will it cause feelings of jealousy between the sisters, as Pippa has stolen the majority of the attention from Kate and William.

I don't think she meant to, but the press, blogosphere and social networking, latched on to her on the day of the wedding and it's been non-stop ever since. More importantly, will she parlay this new found fame into something positive, like helping people.

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Is Kim Kardashian Getting Too Clingy With Fiancé

...His Own Words Indicate That She Is

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, is set to marry NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries. However, is Kim being clingy. Humphries turned off his mobile phone to attend his bachelor party. However, Kardashian argued with him before he did so.

Humphries stated, "I told Kim, I said, 'Look, I'm turning my phone off, I'll see you back in L.A. Monday afternoon,' Kris Humphries explained. 'She was like, 'No, you're not turning off your phone, I love you, you're not turning off your phone.' Like, it's our bachelor party, give me some freedom."

Well, that didn't work, as Kardashian crashed his bachelor party. While it is understandable that she would be concerned about a bachelor party, as what some men get up to at these events is downright wrong and displays a massive lack of loyalty to their bride-to-be, Kardashian still seems clingy in other ways that is clearly upsetting Humphries. I know I'm not the only one that thinks their marriage, if it happens, is headed for disaster. I hope not, but thing don't look good.

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Pippa Middleton

TLC is debuting a one hour special on August 9, 2011, entitled "Crazy About Pippa" to focus on Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, who married Britain's Prince William. Since the nuptials of the couple, Pippa and her butt have taken center stage, completely overshadowing the royal family.

Some initially thought it was a one off thing, but three months on, Pippa continues to grab headlines. "Crazy About Pippa" is said to address an alleged romance between her and Prince Harry, which they both denied, despite flirting with each other. However, as he is single, the real concern should be the temptation she represents to married Prince William, who is certain to notice her, uh, buoyancy.

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Pippa Middleton

Considering Pippa Middleton's popularity has trumped that of sister, Kate Middleton and brother-in-law, the Duke of Cambridge, formerly known as Prince William, will she be invited to marry into the royal family, which operates as a business in the industry of publicity.

Pippa's newfound popularity, which began the day of the royal wedding, between her sister and the Duke of Cambridge, came as a surprise to some. However, one has to wonder if it was engineered by the press, seeking to get under the royal family's skin.

Pippa covering Tatler magazine

Yes, Pippa is pretty, but the press and paparazzi have certainly latched on to her in a massive way, as opposed to the actual bride, in conduct that was unorthodox and quite peculiar. They seemingly chose one sister (Pippa) over the other (Kate) and decided to make her the it girl.

Kate and William

Even in the days of Princess Margaret, the pretty, popular, fun loving woman, who is the late sister of Queen Elizabeth, her press and popularity did not trump that of the monarch at any time. However, with the Middleton sisters, the exact opposite has happened and literally overnight.

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Doesn't Princess Charlene Of Monaco Look Like Princess Diana

Princess Diana (left) and Charlene, Princess Of Monaco (right)

Charlene Wittstock, married Prince Albert of Monaco last week in a beautiful ceremony. Her official title is now Charlene, Princess Of Monaco. The stunning 32-year-old South African, somewhat resembles the late British beauty, Princess Diana of Wales.

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco at their wedding last week (congrats)

I do not think it intentional on Princess Charlene's part, but they just have a look of each other. Princess Charlene also has that same reticent stance, regarding the paparazzi and press that Princess Diana also had at times. Here's hoping she won't be hounded by the press, as Diana was in life.