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Selasa, 23 Agustus 2011

Is Kim Kardashian Ready For Children

Is The Reality Star Considering Having Kids

Kim Kardashian and nephew Mason

Is reality TV star Kim Kardashian ready for children. Judging by the way she is looking at her nephew in the picture posted above, like he’s a poop bomb waiting to happen, one wonders. Would Kardashian be any good at changing diapers (nappies) or would she hire a nanny.

Many insist her marriage last week to NBA New Jersey Nets’ basketball player, Kris Humphries, was all for money and ratings, due to the sheer number of financial deals she has made in her career, in exchange for exposing her private life to the world.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Children are a big responsibility that require a lot of attention, but they are also wonderful. Well, at least that’s what my friends tell me about their little screaming, snot-nosed, Chucky Cheese visiting, cartoon watching rug rats (only teasing).

Side Bar: With Kardashian's infamous backside, she could give her child piggy back rides and the toddler would literally have something to comfortably stand on (her behind).

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Sabtu, 20 Agustus 2011

Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Will Her Butt Have Its Own Veil And Train

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is getting married today in sunny Santa Barbara, California, to NFL footballer Reggie Bush NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 25, in a splashy multi-million dollar ceremony. The wedding will be broadcast on the E! Network in October 2011, a whole two months from now, when interest in the ceremony will have waned by then.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

A number of celebrities have been invited to the wedding, such as 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, who Kardashian had an illegal crush on. We know who won't be invited to the wedding (see: handsome Reggie Bush). I'm just teasing, but no, he's not on the guest list.

Santa Barbara wedding preparations (Photo Credit: Splash)

Kardashian is attempting to rival the extravagant spring nuptials of Britain's Prince William and his bride, Kate Middleton, with about a fourth of the budget of the royal couple (I see Pippa's not on the guest list either - too much butt for one wedding).

Kim Kardashian with her mom Kris Jenner. I sure hope she did not pick that dress.

This is Kardashian's second marriage and Humphries first. Previously, she was married to woman beater, Damon Thomas, who is a music producer that used her face as a punching bag. She should not have married him and waited for someone more suitable.

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Jumat, 05 Agustus 2011

Kim Kardashian Wedding To Be Screened On TV For Four Hours


Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is going all out in her well- publicized bid to rival the April 2011 British royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The E! network, which hosts Kardashian's reality shows, is helping her in this quest.

Pippa Middleton

The channel has announced they are devoting four hours to televising her wedding to NBA basketball star, Kris Humphries, 25. I hardly think it will generate the same attention the royal wedding did - well, unless you plan on inviting Pippa Middleton. It would be a butt conference.

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Jumat, 29 Juli 2011

Is Kim Kardashian Getting Too Clingy With Fiancé

...His Own Words Indicate That She Is

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, is set to marry NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries. However, is Kim being clingy. Humphries turned off his mobile phone to attend his bachelor party. However, Kardashian argued with him before he did so.

Humphries stated, "I told Kim, I said, 'Look, I'm turning my phone off, I'll see you back in L.A. Monday afternoon,' Kris Humphries explained. 'She was like, 'No, you're not turning off your phone, I love you, you're not turning off your phone.' Like, it's our bachelor party, give me some freedom."

Well, that didn't work, as Kardashian crashed his bachelor party. While it is understandable that she would be concerned about a bachelor party, as what some men get up to at these events is downright wrong and displays a massive lack of loyalty to their bride-to-be, Kardashian still seems clingy in other ways that is clearly upsetting Humphries. I know I'm not the only one that thinks their marriage, if it happens, is headed for disaster. I hope not, but thing don't look good.

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Kamis, 28 Juli 2011

Reggie Bush Signs With The Miami Dolphins No Doubt Making Kim Kardashian Happy


Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian (showing too much cleavage)

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has signed with the Miami Dolphins team, making the big movie to Florida, from the New Orleans Saints. Many in Miami are happy about the news, as Bush is quite the athlete.

Part-time Miami resident, Kim Kardashian, who would still want Bush for a part-time lover, has a business in the city and is frequently seen in town. No doubt she is happy at the news, because she is clearly not over him.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite being engaged, blogs tease Kardashian that she still monitors Bush's press and pages on social networking sites, making copycat tweets on Twitter. Kardashian is set to marry NBA player, Kris Humphries, but some doubt she will be faithful (and vice versa). Fidelity is very important.

The wedding invitations have gone out and Kardashian is attempting to rival the wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton (better not make Pippa Middleton one of your bridesmaids, then). Bush's latest girlfriend also looks an awful lot like Kardashian, which led her to file suit against Old Navy for using her in an advertisement. It remains to be seen if Kim will go crazy seeing Reggie running around the field in Miami.

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Kamis, 09 Juni 2011

Newsflash: Kim Kardashian Got Caught With Another Brother


Kim Kardashian accused of cheating on her fiancé

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, got caught with another chocolate man again (you know the Judiciary Report likes to joke about that). Kardashian, 30, who is engaged to tall, attractive NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 26, is on the receiving end of cheating allegations, by New England Patriot footballer, Bret Lockett.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Lockett, a tall, muscular, rippling chocolate man, has accused Kardashian of cheating on Humphries with him, during the time of their engagement. Hush your mouth - but do tell! His interview with InTouch revealed some details of what he is alleging, but not everything.

Bret Lockett

In response to the aforementioned claims, Kardashian has threatened to sue Lockett, who basically told her to bring it. Lockett stated he has photos and text messages proving Kardashian cheated with him. However, he has not made them public.

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